JOBS! JOBS! JOBS! or, “If you like your job, let’s HOPE you can keep your job.”

JOBS! JOBS! JOBS! or, “If you like your job, let’s HOPE you can keep your job.”
With only 74,000 jobs created last month, the fewest in five years, the economy managed to create just 1 job for every 5 people who abandoned the American Dream and gave up all HOPE of ever finding a job.
The good news: with such a miserably low labor participation rate we’ve taken so many people out of the equation that we can now boast the lowest “unemployment” rate in 5 years! I know! It does seem like mathemagicals™!